"Hot enough, mean enough, as the song goes!"

"Better then fruit roll ups."

"I adore you to no end. No End. No End. No End......"

"sometimes i just want a clam sandwich and a stella down by the boardwalk, what can i say? hahahahaha."

"this woman is the most amazing..she's so warm and loving and she's one of the best cooks i've met...thanks for having us this weekend!!! "

"I love vegemite because she can poop on command. Seriously. And also she is an amazing cook and she puts up with my crap (the slacking, the messiness, the whining, etc). Yeah she is basically a saint. I love you vegemite!!!!!"