into: The Nineties. Also: anarchy, (a) blonde, cunnilingus, Dynamic Dischord, (the base of the natural logarithm), fencing, grammar, Herfjötr, (the square root of -1), Jazzmasters, Kallisti, languages, mathematics, Nyarlathotep, orgone energy, pi, quantum mechanics, rowdiness, sex, thunder, underrepresented deities, valkyrja, War Fetter (so much so she's listed twice specifically and once non-specifically), XXX, youthful exuberance, Zoroastrianism.
not into: Aging, battling body image, consumerism, deodorant, "emo" as a term for anything anymore, filing my taxes, genital mutilation, holier-than-thou, I.C.P., Jagermeister, K-mart, liposuction, marijuana, near-sightedness, overpopulation, pissing contests, quitting, Ayn Rand, sanctimony, theocracy, the Unexamined Life, vinegar and water, wicca, XTREME anything, young republicans, Zamfir.
5 things i can't live without: Somehow I feel like these have changed.
vices: Wine, women, and song.
thoughts on sg: I dislike it
occupation: Future Galactic Semiimperator.
stats: wet-mouthed and determined.
body mods: Thinning hair, acne, decaying brain.
heroes: Indiana Jones, Buckaroo Banzai, Isaac Dan der Grimnebulin. None of these are real people, which probably says something unhealthy about my nominal mental state.
gets me hot: Prepositions, positions.
favorite position: face first.
fantasy: marriage, solvency, self-esteem. I know, it sounds boring, but try being an aging, destitude bachelor and then get back to me.
sign: M * P * Q * G
most humbling moment: Not an hour goes by in which I don't ponder my good fortune and the gratitude I owe Existence.
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
