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ValCapone rocks the casbah, though Sharif don't like it

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jimmy_the_worm

jimmy_the_worm

San Diego, CA
July 2006

MAY 31, 2009 10:56 AM

"When Geraldo finally finds and opens ValCapone's vault years after she's passed on, he will find a fat stack of genius writing and one single garter.

It will be a journalistic triumph."

scoolbidoo

scoolbidoo

France
April 2008

MAY 20, 2008 06:25 AM

"rien que les trois photos que je vois la woohhaahoo"

SaltLord

SaltLord

USA
September 2006

APR 11, 2007 11:35 PM

"I'm pretty sure that even though making out with Val would be a long beautiful course of kissing, red wine, fumbling with buttons and sweet dirty whisperings....I'd still feel like a teenager with our parents out of town."

izzifer

izzifer

Montreal, QC
November 2005

MAR 22, 2007 12:29 AM

"Val Capone is that thing you always wanted...even if you didn't know you wanted it....she is like that...insidious...she will get under your skin...one day you will realize...she is gravitational..."

kid_hideous

kid_hideous

Oakland, CA
January 2007

MAR 18, 2007 07:57 AM

"mmmm....package. seriously, though. val rocks. the world needs her magazine."

Pilkington

Pilkington

USA
October 2005

FEB 23, 2007 11:54 PM

"Yeah....I just dig her package."

bigmike222

bigmike222

USA
February 2007

FEB 16, 2007 02:54 PM

"Totally dig Val, the whole package"

dholokov

dholokov

Toronto, ON
April 2003

FEB 10, 2007 08:51 AM

"I'd hit it."

kaffeine

kaffeine

Montreal, QC
December 2004

JAN 05, 2007 07:48 PM

"ValCapone is a smut maven, a literary Bolshevik, and a sexual anarchist. She also looks smokin' in crimson lipstick! xoxoxoxo"

Huck

Huck

United Kingdom
July 2004

JAN 05, 2007 08:23 AM

"A BADASS <3"

Stompbox

Stompbox

West Des Moines, IA
February 2006

JAN 02, 2007 08:42 PM

"A sexually ravenous yet totally sweet beauty, Val is a literary force to be reckoned, a diamond in a sea of pearls. And, she's hot too. wink"

didyounotice

didyounotice

Montreal, QC
November 2005

DEC 30, 2006 07:00 PM

"Actually I don't know much about ValCapone, but the insanely detailed 'virtual image' that I have is pretty damn exciting too me.

Leathal and addictive, she's the sugar coated side of every piece of shit story you could think off.

And, she's pretty much the cutest paperboy I have ever seen."

ElizaGirl

ElizaGirl

Yemen
August 2004

DEC 24, 2006 03:13 AM

"I'VE NEVER LEFT A TESTIMONIAL FOR LAURA?!? dude, I suuuuuck. That seems impossible! Why? Because every day should be a testimonial. Laura's smart as fuck. Truly, she has a dizzying intellect (but not in that sarcastic, Cary-Elwes-to-Wallace-Shawn kind of way--for real). And she tells is like it is, with all the fucking pretense and doilies ripped right off it. You don't like it? Don't take it, but this is a bullshit free zone.

I love her. I should've done this ages ago."

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

United Kingdom
August 2006

DEC 21, 2006 10:10 AM

"A truly amazing lady whose beauty is surpassed only by her intellect."

chazgasm

chazgasm

Buffalo, NY
December 2004

OCT 18, 2006 08:37 PM

"shes one bad ass lady, and she also showed me around montreal and let me put suntan lotion on her pale self so i guess i have to love herwink that and shes a damn good friend kiss"

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