"When Geraldo finally finds and opens ValCapone's vault years after she's passed on, he will find a fat stack of genius writing and one single garter.

It will be a journalistic triumph."

"rien que les trois photos que je vois la woohhaahoo"

"I'm pretty sure that even though making out with Val would be a long beautiful course of kissing, red wine, fumbling with buttons and sweet dirty whisperings....I'd still feel like a teenager with our parents out of town."

"Val Capone is that thing you always wanted...even if you didn't know you wanted it....she is like that...insidious...she will get under your skin...one day you will realize...she is gravitational..."

"mmmm....package. seriously, though. val rocks. the world needs her magazine."

"Yeah....I just dig her package."

"Totally dig Val, the whole package"

"I'd hit it."

"ValCapone is a smut maven, a literary Bolshevik, and a sexual anarchist. She also looks smokin' in crimson lipstick! xoxoxoxo"

"A BADASS <3"

"A sexually ravenous yet totally sweet beauty, Val is a literary force to be reckoned, a diamond in a sea of pearls. And, she's hot too. "

"Actually I don't know much about ValCapone, but the insanely detailed 'virtual image' that I have is pretty damn exciting too me.

Leathal and addictive, she's the sugar coated side of every piece of shit story you could think off.

And, she's pretty much the cutest paperboy I have ever seen."

"I'VE NEVER LEFT A TESTIMONIAL FOR LAURA?!? dude, I suuuuuck. That seems impossible! Why? Because every day should be a testimonial. Laura's smart as fuck. Truly, she has a dizzying intellect (but not in that sarcastic, Cary-Elwes-to-Wallace-Shawn kind of way--for real). And she tells is like it is, with all the fucking pretense and doilies ripped right off it. You don't like it? Don't take it, but this is a bullshit free zone.

I love her. I should've done this ages ago."

"A truly amazing lady whose beauty is surpassed only by her intellect."

"shes one bad ass lady, and she also showed me around montreal and let me put suntan lotion on her pale self so i guess i have to love her that and shes a damn good friend "