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Member: ValCapone
Member: ValCapone
Member: ValCapone
 

bands:

  1. Portishead
  2. Poe
  3. Massive Attack
  4. Liz Phair
  5. Sarah Harmer
  6. Cake
  7. Zep
  8. Ani DiFranco
  9. Depeche Mode
  10. The Cliks

films:

  1. Fight Club
  2. Surviving Desire
  3. Amélie
  4. Grosse Point Blank
  5. The Princess Bride
  6. Blade Runner
  7. Bend It Like Beckham
  8. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  9. 10 Things I Hate About You
  10. The Matrix

books:

  1. Beautiful Losers
  2. anything by Jeanette Winterson
  3. Lolita
  4. Motherless Brooklyn
  5. The Unbearable Lightness of Being
  6. Breakfast at Tiffany's
  7. Dangerous Angels
  8. Holidays On Ice
  9. Nunt
  10. anything by Borges

Artists:

  1. Chagall
  2. Kahlo
  3. Van Gogh
  4. Matisse
  5. Rodin
  6. Kandinsky
  7. Jason Jenkins
 

into: porn/erotica, literate smut, starting my own smut empire, sex, rock and roll, Jon Stewart, reading, writing, Strongbadia, interactive art installations, the word "Halifax" (and other X words), love, passion, the moment, kisses, chocolate, Italians, Albertans, absurdly tall men, my hot-ass husband and his radio announcer voice

not into: unchecked baggage, blame, shame, guilt, porn stars with fake tits, the total lack of full-frontal straight male nudity, lies, crack, blow, mega-ultra low-rise pants, crazy high-waist pants, fads, pets as accessories, flakiness, fair-weather friends, anyone too tighly wound to vocalize the word "fuck," 40+ polyamorous creeps who are into D&D and feature long greasy ponytails and wolf t-shirts and also claim to be tantric, assholes, douchebags, fucktards

makes me happy: smut, dark chocolate, emotional availability, hugs, kisses, hot sex in hot showers, allusions, metaphors, inspiration, Oscar Wilde, love, lust, Albertan men, a full inbox, the perfect short story, David Sedaris, Jeanette Winterson, Leonard Cohen, honesty, my main man, people, places and things

makes me sad: poorly executed smut, white chocolate, god-awful poetry, hipsters, the word "polyamorous," Print-On-Demand publishing, the death of print media, shitty tattoos

hobbies: writing, sex, eating chocolate, reading, biking, knitting, bitching, coffee

5 things i can't live without: the interweb, intelligent discussion, honesty, intimacy, words on paper

vices: it's only a vice if they force you to stop

thoughts on sg: I hate it

i spend most of my free time: writing and producing smut for the world to read at blackheartmagazine.com

 

gender: female

occupation: Editor-in-Chief, Black Heart Magazine / Sex Reporter, Hour.ca

current crush: my new hubby

stats: made in the USA, warped by Canada

body mods: are for people with disposable income

heroes: I don't believe in -isms, I just believe in me

gets me hot: foreplay

favorite position: Boss

fantasy: the hot breath of reality

sign: support indie smut!

most humbling moment: humbling schmumbling

i lost my virginity: to a man from Nantucket with a bucket

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Reading at the coffeeshop.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.