into: porn/erotica, literate smut, starting my own smut empire, sex, rock and roll, Jon Stewart, reading, writing, Strongbadia, interactive art installations, the word "Halifax" (and other X words), love, passion, the moment, kisses, chocolate, Italians, Albertans, absurdly tall men, my hot-ass husband and his radio announcer voice
not into: unchecked baggage, blame, shame, guilt, porn stars with fake tits, the total lack of full-frontal straight male nudity, lies, crack, blow, mega-ultra low-rise pants, crazy high-waist pants, fads, pets as accessories, flakiness, fair-weather friends, anyone too tighly wound to vocalize the word "fuck," 40+ polyamorous creeps who are into D&D and feature long greasy ponytails and wolf t-shirts and also claim to be tantric, assholes, douchebags, fucktards
makes me happy: smut, dark chocolate, emotional availability, hugs, kisses, hot sex in hot showers, allusions, metaphors, inspiration, Oscar Wilde, love, lust, Albertan men, a full inbox, the perfect short story, David Sedaris, Jeanette Winterson, Leonard Cohen, honesty, my main man, people, places and things
makes me sad: poorly executed smut, white chocolate, god-awful poetry, hipsters, the word "polyamorous," Print-On-Demand publishing, the death of print media, shitty tattoos
hobbies: writing, sex, eating chocolate, reading, biking, knitting, bitching, coffee
5 things i can't live without: the interweb, intelligent discussion, honesty, intimacy, words on paper
vices: it's only a vice if they force you to stop
thoughts on sg: I hate it
i spend most of my free time: writing and producing smut for the world to read at blackheartmagazine.com
gender: female
occupation: Editor-in-Chief, Black Heart Magazine / Sex Reporter, Hour.ca
current crush: my new hubby
stats: made in the USA, warped by Canada
body mods: are for people with disposable income
heroes: I don't believe in -isms, I just believe in me
gets me hot: foreplay
favorite position: Boss
fantasy: the hot breath of reality
sign: support indie smut!
most humbling moment: humbling schmumbling
i lost my virginity: to a man from Nantucket with a bucket
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
POT: Nope
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Reading at the coffeeshop.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.