Member: ValCapone

ValCapone rocks the casbah, though Sharif don't like it

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Member: ValCapone
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Member: ValCapone
 

Top ten

Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. The Beatles
  2. Brazilian Girls
  3. Jay Brannan
  4. Depeche Mode
  5. Ani DiFranco
  6. Feist
  7. Kate Nash
  8. Liz Phair
  9. Tegan and Sara
  10. The White Stripes

films:

  1. Fight Club
  2. Surviving Desire
  3. Amelie
  4. Grosse Point Blank
  5. The Princess Bride
  6. Blade Runner
  7. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  8. 10 Things I Hate About You
  9. The LIfe Aquatic w/Steve Zissou
  10. Rushmore

books:

  1. Beautiful Losers
  2. anything by Jeanette Winterson
  3. Lolita
  4. Motherless Brooklyn
  5. The Unbearable Lightness of Being
  6. Breakfast at Tiffany's
  7. Dangerous Angels
  8. anything by David Sedaris
  9. anything by Borges
  10. anything by Bukowski

tv shows:

  1. Simpsons
  2. Futurama
  3. Holmes on Homes
  4. America's Test Kitchen
  5. No Reservations w/Anthony Bourdain

Artists:

  1. Chagall
  2. Kahlo
  3. Van Gogh
  4. Matisse
  5. Rodin
  6. Kandinsky
  7. Brit Walker
 

into: literature, love, sex, rock 'n' roll, Jon Stewart, reading, writing, Strongbadia, interactive art installations, the word "Halifax," X words, passion, living in the now, kisses, chocolate, absurdly tall men, my hot-ass husband and his radio announcer voice

not into: unchecked baggage, blame, shame, guilt, porn stars with fake tits, the total lack of full-frontal straight male nudity, lies, crack, blow, mega-ultra low-rise pants, crazy high-waist pants, fads, pets as accessories, flakiness, fair-weather friends, 40+ polyamorous creeps who are into D&D and feature long greasy ponytails and wolf t-shirts and also claim to be tantric, assholes, douchebags, fucktards

makes me happy: dark chocolate, emotional availability, hugs, kisses, hot sex in hot showers, allusions, metaphors, inspiration, Oscar Wilde, love, lust, smart men, love letters, the perfect short story, David Sedaris, Jeanette Winterson, Leonard Cohen, honesty, my husband, my friends, people, places and things

makes me sad: god-awful poetry, badly written erotica, hipsters, the word "polyamorous," Print-On-Demand publishing, the death of print media, badly managed/designed websites, ugly tattoos, -isms and phobias, people who don't read

hobbies: writing, eating chocolate, reading, biking, knitting, bitching, coffee, sex

5 things i can't live without: the interweb, intelligent discussion, honesty, intimacy, words on paper

vices: it's only a vice if they force you to stop

thoughts on sg: I hate it

i spend most of my free time: writing and building my empire online at blackheartmagazine.com

 

occupation: Editor-in-Chief, Black Heart Magazine / Sex Reporter, Hour.ca / Writer & Blogger, Buttontapper.com

current crush: husbot!

stats: made in the USA, warped by Canada

body mods: will not make you cool

heroes: I don't believe in -isms, I just believe in me

gets me hot: literature, foreplay, reading, erotica... you know, the usual

favorite position: Naughty Librarian

fantasy: your ink, my skin... or the reverse, as applies

sign: trespassers will be shot; survivors will be shot again

most humbling moment: humbert humbert whatwhat?

i lost my virginity: on a pile of books to a famous poet

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Reading at the coffeeshop.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories