age: 32 (Sep 19, 1980)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2010
occupation: Semi-Professional Idea Man
stats: 6'1'' 185 Nice butt
i lost my virginity: True.
body mods: Don't like them on me. Love them on girls.
fantasy: Hosting a lingerie party at my house with all the Suicide Girls!
heroes: My Grandpa, Judd Apatow, Kevin Smith
most humbling moment: Being Born
makes me happy: Puppies, Beer, Boobies, Jokes, Baseball, The Beach, Theme Parties, Awesomeness
crush: Anne Hathaway
gets me hot: Pierced Nipples, Dimples, Cool Hair, Tall Girls
makes me sad: Hurt Puppies
BLOGS
Saturday March 6th 20 or 30 of my closest friends and I will be celebrating KiltFest. KiltFest is a holiday that we made up to get drunk, dress in as few clothes as is publicly possible, and to make fun of dudes in tights at the Arizona Ren Fest. If you are in the Phoenix area at the time I highly suggest that you come observe us. It's really quite magical.
If you come out give me a high five and get a picture with me. I'll be the one with a sheep.
AUGUST 2012
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Merrick