Member: UrbanArtist

UrbanArtist is a 30 year-old in Chicago, IL.

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Member: UrbanArtist
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age: 30 (Dec 27, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2006

occupation: Consultant/ Contract IT

fantasy: I fantasize all day long. This is not a big enough box.

makes me happy: Puppies

heroes: Fela Kuti what a fucking genius.

makes me sad: People who beat puppies.

sign: Capricorn

i lost my virginity: After homecoming junior year with a girl who was 5' and 36" 24" 36" quite literally. Then I found out from her mom she had been lying to me about her age. Her mom encouraged me to stay. While I was totally creaped out. "You the best thing that has happend to her, she matured early and always has dated older guys." Apparently south Florida (her home town) is full of pedophiles and ambivalence.

stats: 5'8" 200 lbs. This surprises most people because I "don't look that big (fat)" Yeah i carry it well mainly because it's muscle. I hear ladies prefer girth anyway.

most humbling moment: Being in a room with two chinese hookers and three male servants at a brothel trying to explain that I didn't want sex. (there is a much longer story) "She pretty, she pretty" Ask me about it sometime.

body mods: I cut my finger yesterday.

crush: Full C cups.

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