into: Academia (history & literature before 1600), Helen my partner in crime, geekery, cooking, singing, reading, photography and developing my prints, sewing, painting, playing the Oxford English Dictionary board game, friends & family, Latin, running, online comics (especially Scarygoround), swimming, dancing, writing, kitties, the environment, kink, feminism, veganism, finding pictures in clouds and similar moments of unpresidented whimsy. Kicking midgets.

makes me happy: What I am into makes me happy. Also, The Suave, and so far, him.

makes me sad: Nobody loves the semicolon.

5 things i can't live without: Sands' Medieval Romances, my glasses, soy, love (in some form), MY IUD OH JEBUS YES.

vices: Impatience. Carob coconut pieces, pretzels, almond butter, asparagus, dried figs. No, those are 'addictions'.

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: Apostropher Royal.

current crush: Crush all hu-mans.

stats: I want none of this 'soul toast'.

body mods: A reasonably large Beowulf (14th C. illumination script) tattoo on the small of my back. Scars. Glasses and a cyborg arm. Super immune system thanks to a childhood partially spent in Indonesia without vaccines. A scorpion stung me once. It died.

gets me hot: Elizabeth Knox's lyrically written sex scenes. Curvy, lithe, vegan women who can kiss and kick teeth in. Bdsm. Snake-hipped guys. The NZ army uniform. Definitely him. 'Definitely' being spelled correctly.

favorite position: Universally legalised abortion.

fantasy: Always.

sign: More tofu, less talk.

most humbling moment: A blue sky over the Waitakere ranges, small insects going about their business, loving friends, my younger brother growing up, a secret smile, whenever someone I care about tells me I'm beautiful.

i lost my virginity: I ate it.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Vegan

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Straight Edge, Goth, Fashionista, Retro, Punk, Metalhead, Hippy, Hipster, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Electroclasher, Drum & Bass, Raver, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Diva, Fuck you, I defy categories