"Who loves you, baby.

Julie does."

"The second-to-first words addressed to me personally on this site came from this man. Being a clueless and bitter noob (read the thread), I had planned to respond with "Ooh, I've been corrected by a cult of personality." Contemporaries will note that I meant this sarcastically because I wasn't aware of the facts. Z defines SG humor at its best."

"I wish I knew how to quit you!"

"You be are making sure that we are no to be thinking that you is doing yourself off the ass of your own self?"

"I hope you realize that, in the testimonial below, the substance that Al is metaphorically doing off a hooker's ass actually started out as Al herself. She's pedophilically, autorhinocannibalistically dosing herself."

"don't believe the hype. this Z is VERY necessary.

♥"

"Better than me."

"He's the original player and pimp in SGNY, and one hell of a dude!!"

"Well well, my arch nemisis, what can I say about you. I STOL YO MAN BEOTCH.

It was loverly meeting you and I look forward to future battles.

xoxo"

"yeah, he's a dick."

"UNNECESSARYZ is teh shit. i like to drop by his journal from time to time and objectify him: he is one fine piece of ass. i also feel priviledged that he has my phone number, even though he has never used it."

"The mutha'phukin' man, nigga! Didn't you know, punk!!!"