“The second-to-first words addressed to me personally on this site came from this man. Being a clueless and bitter noob (read the thread), I had planned to respond with "Ooh, I've been corrected by a cult of personality." Contemporaries will note that I meant this sarcastically because I wasn't aware of the facts. Z defines SG humor at its best.”
“I hope you realize that, in the testimonial below, the substance that Al is metaphorically doing off a hooker's ass actually started out as Al herself. She's pedophilically, autorhinocannibalistically dosing herself.”
“In addition to being hilarious, Z is also a great friend. He's always there when I need an ear to bitch in and makes me feel like a million bucks that's been fried in butter and dipped in chocolate and shot out of a cannon and through a ring of flame which is then cooled into a solid chunk by a fine spray of Corona and chopped up into lines by Johnny Depp which I do off a 14-year-old Thai hooker's ass.
“UNNECESSARYZ is teh shit. i like to drop by his journal from time to time and objectify him: he is one fine piece of ass. i also feel priviledged that he has my phone number, even though he has never used it.”
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judypatricia
Brookline, MA
January 2004
JUN 17, 2006 06:15 PM