"What can I say? The man is brilliant, hilarious, and absolutely gorgeous. Tag, you're it, loverboy

♥"

"One of my closet friends in the whole world. I am incredibly lucky to have him in my life.

Panda are total dicks
♥"

"This guy is good at putting words next to each other. I would share my juice box with him."

"This guy can talk disco like nobody's business, and one day I shall dominate his fire escape. A true gem of a guy."

"smart, sexy...and has me seriously considering moving to NY ;p"

"You should see this man's ass in sequined parachute pants. My god."

"This bitch is MINE!!! Playa and I go WAY BACK from the old school and he can say he knew me when i was a teen. Also one of my favorite hotels in NYC."

"my favorite SG friend. always inciteful and never a dull moment. has better sexcapades than me, though, and for this i hate his guts. eventually we'll wind up in mexico, and he can swab my decks any damn day of the week. plus, he hearts black sabbath. need i say more?"

"Whether the topic's dionysian sexcapades or workplace antics, Uncognitive spins a mighty fine yarn."