bands:

1. The Clash
2. Devo
3. The Minutemen
4. Led Zeppelin
5. Public Enemy
6. Superchunk
7. Black Sabbath
8. Cheap Trick
9. Guided By Voices
10. AC/DC

films:

1. All The President's Men
2. The Manchurian Candidate
3. Casablanca
4. Dawn Of The Dead (1978)
5. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
6. Citizen Kane
7. The Parallax View
8. Star Wars
9. Gimme Shelter
10. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

books:

1. Devil In The White City
2. People's History of the United States
3. Guns, Germs and Steel
4. Backlash
5. Fast Food Nation
6. Dune
7. Paddy Whacked: The Untold Story of the Irish-American Gangster
8. Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell
9. World War Z
10. Bullfinch's Mythology

tv shows:

1. Six Feet Under
2. Oz
3. Arrested Development
4. Deadwood
5. Battlestar Galactica (the new one, not the Mormon one)
6. Project Runway
7. Lost
8. The Prisoner
9. The Shield

Video Games:

1. Tetris
2. City Of Heroes
3. Doom
4. Half Life
5. Civilization IV
6. World Of Warcraft
7. Beyond Good And Evil
8. Rez
9. Resident Evil
10. Gears Of War

into: an overall ambience of bemused sleaziness.

makes me happy: bad music, videogames, sarcasm, sex and water-based personal lubrication.

makes me sad: the overall state of humanity and the seemingly endless spiral of misery and violence that overwhelms us all and forces us to contend with our innate capacity for unspeakable evil.

5 things i can't live without: bad music, videogames, sarcasm, sex and water-based personal lubrication.

vices: You mean other than my $1,500 a day Faberge egg habit and my crawlspace filled with dead hobos? Uh, none. *innocent whistle*

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: I pay to read books.

current crush: reciprocated? my lovely wife. unreciprocated? many others best not disclosed.

stats: tall. bald. grumpy.

body mods: on me? no. on attractive naked people? yes, please.

heroes: Just for one day. Or, in the case of the TV show, just for one season.

gets me hot: need not concern the public.

favorite position: all this yelling is taking away my horny.

fantasy: tropical. what's not to like about a 50-cent soda that makes me sterile?

sign: dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.

most humbling moment: realizing I'll never be as cool as my cat.

i lost my virginity: badly, in semi-public.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Vegetarian

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hardcore, Indie Rocker, Straight Edge, Punk, Metalhead, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories