age: 45 (Oct 27, 1966)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2002

occupation: food and drink

most humbling moment: the night i told my ex-wife i lied when i said i would love her forever.

crush: Scarlett Johansson

stats: 5'10

i lost my virginity: ... to someone who didn't deserve the honor.

body mods: 5 rings in the ears, no tatoos yet

gets me hot: Smart girls who laugh at my jokes (it makes me feel witty), crooked teeth, no makeup, freckles, ethnicity, fireplaces, long train rides, my whirlpool tub...

into: Art Deco household appliances, bad movies, Pinball, Carole, 1970's Star Wars media, Mid-20th Century American commerical design, Arts & Crafts furniture, "bad idea" projects, fake band names, eBay, cooking, inventing gross drinks, amateur porn, absurdist humor, treasure hunts, cynical comedic social commentary, computer games, garage sales, archival sound recordings, travelling Europe, general hedonism

fantasy: I die and my consciousness persists

sign: YIELD