"[This is an edit, as of May 21st, 2005. I didn't like that first part anymore.]

This guy is like the girl friend I've never had. I enjoy his internet company.

I've also never met anyone who corrects himself on instant messenger programs like he does; if you
type "empatically", dear, you really don't need to add that "h". I get you."

"I'm cutting Tyger in on my Papple patent - and trust me, that means quite a bit, quite a bit.

Tyger is the man, and I'd fuck some fuckers up for him."

"Awesome guy
He stopped me on campus when he saw me and talked to me for a bit. Not a lot of people are that nice to someone they just met recently."

"1/2 of the "Awesome Calgarian guys who date SGs but my mother thinks are gay" club. (bwahahaha)
Despite his ongoing problem with beating on the FreakPirate (heh no wait, that shouldn't be "despite", that's damn entertaining!), Ty is fucking awesome. I can't imagine SGCalgary parties without this guy, they would just not be the same. In fact, he'll break his toes and STILL destroy you in Dance Dance Revolution before doing anything about them. (true story.)
But he's one of those guys who puts a slightly sketchy amount of enthusiasm into kissing other straight men. heh"

"Is there anyone better than ticktock to have drunken geeky rant sessions with? I think you'd be hard pressed to find that person. He can out-geek both the math and philosophy clubs and has more style than both of them combined. To ticktock!"

"charis-fucking-matic."

"this man will write you under the table.
his weapon of choice is a well loved keyboard (or other writing implement) what is able to deliver precise and deadly attacks on any willing surface. be it paper or ether, he always knows what to say, when to say it, and how to take you down."

""

"Two broken toes and some morning wooziness did nothing to stop this man. He was a key member of the SGCalgary Battle and things would never have progressed the same without him.

Also, he's a pretty bright little bugger..."

"i love my ticktocker. anyone who fucks with him better watch their back or face the wrath of the bird.
oxoxox"

"Ticktockticktock has a really long name that is fun to say.
People love him so much they post even when he leaves his journal blank.
He makes even canada sound cool.
I Have heard rumors that he's dating some really hot chick and that makes him even cooler.
He's funny, humble, and is often posts right after I do which gives the appearance that he is never not on SG.
What a swell guy."

"That guy ticktockticktock is the shit.

And he's humble as fuck."