age: 34 (Feb 25, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: Learnin'

stats: Smarter, cooler, and better-looking than you.

i lost my virginity: thank God.

gets me hot: Running into brick walls over and over and over. My God, that's sexy.

sign: +/-

most humbling moment: I only get one?

body mods: 8g PA, 8g septum, 12g nipples, 2g conches - all done by Rick Gilmour at Adorned. Six-inch solid black Mercury symbol between shoulder blades, done by Scott at Eternal Image.

makes me happy: Having fucking awesome friends, flying, impromptu visits, awesome sex, patios and balconies in summertime, sitting by the river on a warm night, my kitten who's getting to be a cat, naps in the sunshine, bombing hills, good pictures of me

fantasy: To see the look on everyone's face when the nanobot swarms I've been seeding all over the world for the past eight years activate and turn everything to grey goo.

into: Geek stuff, travel, supergeniusmath, SG (way more than I should be), longboarding, cryptology, girls, beer, hilariously drunken get-togethers, gratuitous make-out action, sesquipedalianism, le parkour, sex, sex, sex

makes me sad: random neurochemical imbalances, having "friends" who turn out to be seriously lame, snow in summer, being broke all the time, my inner emo kid