into: climbing; martial arts; the acting process (rarely the actors); sports which combine personal grace, agility, and strength; music; concerts; new experiences; subjects that intersect with human biology and behavior

not into: Vapidity; narrow-mindedness; dumbasses who pretend that saying "free speech" or "it's my opinion" invokes some sort of protection from scrutiny; sports that require me to throw things accurately (still love dodgeball though); pathological indecision

makes me happy: shit i'm into.

makes me sad: shit i'm not into. also, unnecessary suffering and social injustice (I have really high standards for people in authority)

5 things i can't live without: I'm surprisingly well-adapted to asceticism, but if we're going there: computer, candy, music, glasses, and chapstick

vices: Candy, Whiskey, Wasting Time

occupation: seeking one

current crush: a lass, alas

stats: curly

body mods: Well-placed scars from ill-timed accidents

heroes: Mike Portnoy, People who escape the rat race with morals intact

gets me hot: music, proximity to women I'm into (duh, right?)

favorite position: Show me yours

fantasy: is getting enough sleep.

sign: of Impending Doom

most humbling moment: I brought a bicycle to a car fight.

i lost my virginity: but she would not validate my parking.