age: 27 (May 26, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2004

occupation: seeking one

i lost my virginity: but she would not validate my parking.

stats: curly

most humbling moment: I brought a bicycle to a car fight.

fantasy: is getting enough sleep.

crush: a lass, alas

makes me sad: shit i'm not into. also, unnecessary suffering and social injustice (I have really high standards for people in authority)

sign: of Impending Doom

into: climbing; martial arts; the acting process (rarely the actors); sports which combine personal grace, agility, and strength; music; concerts; new experiences; subjects that intersect with human biology and behavior

heroes: Mike Portnoy, People who escape the rat race with morals intact

makes me happy: shit i'm into.