age: 32 (Apr 24, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2005

occupation: Inspectagator

body mods: mostly just ink now, and quite a collection of unintended scars

makes me happy: booze, smokes, and vidya games...dont you pay attention

stats: dirty

gets me hot: currently...my space heater...

sign: smoking causes lung cancer

most humbling moment: erm...i went for a late night walk once and fell into a huge fuckin' hole and broke a bunch of shit, then got fired while i was still in the hospital

i lost my virginity: its true...i did...

makes me sad: any lack of the above, and/or pointless drama

fantasy: duh...mermaids...