age: 24 (Feb 27, 1988)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2008
occupation: retail slave.
gets me hot: 4 words: I. Like. It. Rough.
stats: mom body
makes me sad: a whole lot of shit.
crush: Colonel Hans Landa
fantasy: to be a fire-eating burlesque dancer surrounded by the cast of the Thriller music video.
into: pabst blue ribbon. tang soo do. cigarettes. cuddling.
makes me happy: martial arts. drinking beer. sleeping in.
body mods: A dash of this, a sprinkle of that.
i lost my virginity: it was a snarky little bastard.
heroes: my daughter. my grandmother.
it's 11:18 am, eastern time. i have to be at work by 4:15. but, i'm still downing beers. fuck retail. fuck you.





















