i know i don't blog on here almost ever, and i know it doesn't really matter, but i've been drinking.. well, i've been drinking A LOT, but i suppose that's besides the point. but i've decided to spend a lot less time on this site than i already do, because i'm in love with a girl i met on here. and i mean i'm in love with her. like, for 100% real. my sweet, sweet Alkaline. so i know not many of you will care, but i'm taking myself out of the site because of this love. so be cordial to her, treat her with the respect that every person deserves to be treated with. because if i pop back on here and see that you've been saying anything ungentlemanly/unladylike to or about her, i will fucking end you. understood? i hope so. because she's better than the girl of my dreams- she's real. and if you think you can throw a wrench in that, i'll beat you over the head with one... get me? i hope so. because don't think i won't fuck you up beyond all recognition. peace out, kids.

-ap

i know i don't blog on here almost ever, and i know it doesn't really matter, but i've been drinking.. well, i've been drinking A LOT, but i suppose that's besides the point. but i've decided to spend a lot less time on this site than i already do, because i'm in love with a girl i met on here. and i mean i'm in love with her. like, for 100% real. my sweet, sweet Alkaline. so i know not many of you will care, but i'm taking myself out of the site because of this love. so be cordial to her, treat her with the respect that every person deserves to be treated with. because if i pop back on here and see that you've been saying anything ungentlemanly/unladylike to or about her, i will fucking end you. understood? i hope so. because she's better than the girl of my dreams- she's real. and if you think you can throw a wrench in that, i'll beat you over the head with one... get me? i hope so. because don't think i won't fuck you up beyond all recognition. peace out, kids.

-ap