About Me
**ASS SMACKER**BITCH SLAPPER**
age: 68 (Aug 01, 1944)
MEMBER SINCE: September 2006
occupation: SG Model Coordinator/ Professional Ego Assassin for Hire
makes me happy: girl's night out, partying with cute gay boys on the dancefloor, my daughter's laugh
makes me sad: ugly babies..small penises
i lost my virginity: its currently pictured on the side of your milk carton..
crush: Hugh Jackman
gets me hot: intellect and a sense of humor
BLOGS
So this is one of my infamous Myspace blogs from a year ago. I use my blogs primarily as a torturing device for my ex! (cheating bastard!)
i'm reposting it here by special request, so here ya go..enjoy...
Saturday, August 27, 2005
ranting of the day
Current mood: discontent
So i had a less than memorable night with the ex! I felt the need to exorcise my demons and get some closure aka "a stupid ass idea aquired after too much wine". Needless to say...despite much conversation, very little has changed. What brought on such insanity?
Diagnosis: DICKMATIZED.
Kitty Definition: the act of mesmorizing one's lover via penile persuasion resulting in various forms of bizarre & uncharacteristic behavior ranging from chronic lack of common sense to temporary mental retardation.
The affect of "Dickmatizion" over a couple of years can be devastating, We've all been there at some point...... In a relationship with a psuedo-asshole who inspires the words "
FUCK YOU" on an hourly basis, but is so amazing in bed, you put up with the shit for yet another day.
cookies in lingerie and stilettos for your unemployed boyfriend after YOUR hard day of work.......yes,you're DICKMATIZED!......
his favorite meal in a lace teddy while simultaneously doing his laundry & tax return....DICKMATIZED!!
Awkward fetishes and/or positions that made you question his sexual orientation...not to mention mental stability......totally DICKMATIZED! 
Stop denying it and put that anal probe down, you REALLY DON"T like it! and put down that cookie sheet Betty Crocker since you can barely toast bread let alone bake an edible treat safe for consumption & put an end to the madness! Sex is a wonderful thing ladies & gents, but since when do we compromise away our happiness and self glorification for the worship of a 7" appendage ? We shouldn't, we aren't, and we never will again! Although it's natural...
i'm reposting it here by special request, so here ya go..enjoy...
Saturday, August 27, 2005
ranting of the day
Current mood: discontent
So i had a less than memorable night with the ex! I felt the need to exorcise my demons and get some closure aka "a stupid ass idea aquired after too much wine". Needless to say...despite much conversation, very little has changed. What brought on such insanity?
Diagnosis: DICKMATIZED.
Kitty Definition: the act of mesmorizing one's lover via penile persuasion resulting in various forms of bizarre & uncharacteristic behavior ranging from chronic lack of common sense to temporary mental retardation.
The affect of "Dickmatizion" over a couple of years can be devastating, We've all been there at some point...... In a relationship with a psuedo-asshole who inspires the words "
FUCK YOU" on an hourly basis, but is so amazing in bed, you put up with the shit for yet another day. cookies in lingerie and stilettos for your unemployed boyfriend after YOUR hard day of work.......yes,you're DICKMATIZED!...... his favorite meal in a lace teddy while simultaneously doing his laundry & tax return....DICKMATIZED!! Awkward fetishes and/or positions that made you question his sexual orientation...not to mention mental stability......totally DICKMATIZED! Stop denying it and put that anal probe down, you REALLY DON"T like it! and put down that cookie sheet Betty Crocker since you can barely toast bread let alone bake an edible treat safe for consumption & put an end to the madness! Sex is a wonderful thing ladies & gents, but since when do we compromise away our happiness and self glorification for the worship of a 7" appendage ? We shouldn't, we aren't, and we never will again! Although it's natural...
Thanks for the add and the entertaining blog to read. You go girl! You know you are better than that man. Your intelligence and beauty will take you further on your own. Who needs the man? LOL
OCTOBER 2011
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