into: Not taking anything too seriously, most importantly myself.
not into: Living the way that I used to live
makes me happy: Loud music and quiet moments
makes me sad: Puppies
5 things i can't live without: Thumb, index finger, middle finger, ring finger, and pinky finger
vices: Cigarettes, and Sacrilage
i spend most of my free time: What is free time?
occupation: Simian Astronaut
current crush: Jesus
stats: 5 RBI's, 2 GAA, 3 HR's and I can rebound like a bad motha.
body mods: Mods are lame, like the shit is so dead.
gets me hot: Just about any naked girl will do it.
favorite position: Anything except the act of contortion that I had to under go to get laid in the forementioned Honda
fantasy: To live on an Island with a midget named, Tattoo
sign: Danger! Falling Rocks
most humbling moment: Discovering the appalling lack of proportion through which I've viewed my whole life
i lost my virginity: In a 89 Honda Civic
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Nope
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Hillbilly, Punk, Hipster, Geek
