MEMBER SINCE: February 2006

occupation: Simian Astronaut

i lost my virginity: In a 89 Honda Civic

stats: 5 RBI's, 2 GAA, 3 HR's and I can rebound like a bad motha.

makes me happy: Loud music and quiet moments

gets me hot: Just about any naked girl will do it.

into: Not taking anything too seriously, most importantly myself.

fantasy: To live on an Island with a midget named, Tattoo

sign: Danger! Falling Rocks

most humbling moment: Discovering the appalling lack of proportion through which I've viewed my whole life

crush: Jesus

body mods: Mods are lame, like the shit is so dead.