MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: Botanist/Evildoer

crush: Thora Birch

gets me hot: The

into: Beer, Cheetos, bad Horror flick and my snoring bulldog Trixie by my side

sign: slow DIP ahead

stats: 5' 8'' pain in your ASS

fantasy: Angelina Jolie wearing a school girl uniform sitting on my face jerking me off into a Walmart door greeters smiley face vest as she whistles a Disney tune. Her choice of tune I'm not picky.

makes me happy: Trixie, Riding my Chopper, Comic Books, Horror Movie Collection

body mods: 3 piercings, 2 small tattoo's and 5 LARGE tattoo's. With many more on the way.

i lost my virginity: To My hand, it was a beautiful thing

makes me sad: Minivans, Soccer Mom's, Organized Religon, Hypocrits, Fat Kids, Walmart Mantality.