age: 29 (Jan 21, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2012

occupation: Construction Worker, Deli associate. Professional nothing dooer.

heroes: Bruce Willis

makes me happy: A girlfriend, My game consoles, and not being annoyed by stupid assholes.

sign: Aquarius

most humbling moment: When I got out of bed, and did something.

i lost my virginity: To the town slut teenager when I was 9. Her name was Vicky Ahmoose and she was 14.

body mods: All currently healed but:..... I pierced my own piercings,3 left ear studs, 2 right ear studs, 3 eyebrow rings, Labre and left of lip, and tried doing my own tongue and that didn't work out so good.

fantasy: A real girlfriend, a girl that loves me.

stats: Whatever it says on my facebook wall right now.

makes me sad: Men beating woman, and most animals being killed.

gets me hot: About 90% of the woman on this site, a faint specific phrase whispered into my ear, and victoria secret love spell and other body sprays especially pure seduction are my cryptonite.