age: 31 (May 31, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2009

occupation: Soldier/DoD Contractor

makes me happy: Blue Moon; Rugby socials; Aggressive Bi girls

stats: 6'1", 255 lbs., awesome beard

makes me sad: Society

into: Tall, athletic girls, rugby, trail-running, live music; video games

i lost my virginity: when I was 16 and it was pretty great.

fantasy: Getting a disturbingly thorough tongue-bath from a girls college volleyball team covered in baby oil.

heroes: used to be a decent show.

most humbling moment: Whiskey-dick with a girl I had been flirting with for months.

body mods: You'll have to find 'em on your own.

sign: Zodiac-Gemini; Chinese-Cock (seriously)