"The happiest and merriest of birthdays to you! I hope it's wonderful!"

"ugh, my limerick below looks like more a run-on! meh. c'mon SG why are you reformatting my poem!??"

"from the depths of the SG dregs
rose Throttlebitch, she's a good egg
she shows up at events
drinks things that ferments
and if I was female I'd want to hump her leg"

"Have you ever tried to explain something really important & had it come out all wrong, but somehow the other person is able to understand what you mean and they're wonderful and supportive and make you feel loved and okay exactly how you needed?
ThrottleBitch is that woman who is just able to "get it" and be the best friend and partner ever. She is a treasure."

"Fucking awesome!"

"Queen of the extreme body mods and queen of my heart, my Sunny is simply wonderful.




....and she's funny as hell. "

"Will ruin a woman for anyone else, seriously. I would actually feel bad if she was your first time, because it would only be downhill after TB.

*swoon* "

"An all-around kick-ass broad/quality human being."

"no matter what she might say to the contrary, she loves omnomnoming on my pork."

"Nothing but love for this woman. <3"

"she's kick ass fun!"

"In true Rick-Rolling style – once she’s your friend she’s never going to give you up, or let you down. …And who doesn’t love Rick?

i just adore her ♥"

"throttlebitch is the best. i am seriously so thankful for her friendship. i can't wait to see you again, throttlesaint!!!"