makes me happy: Motorcycles, women with class, SM, curves (on women and roads), more tattoos, coffee at all times of the day, and a nice steak

makes me sad: Rude people, stepford suburbia, people who are smart enough to know better but persist in being ignorant

5 things i can't live without: My motorcycle, my dog, boots, jeans, leather

vices: Endorphines

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Corporate Whore

current crush: My Girl

stats: She's fast, she's mean, she's frightening

body mods: Two holes outside my ears, lots of tattoos, a semicolon...and one dental implant

heroes: My Mom

fantasy: Sand would never stick in uncomfortable places. It would magically return to the beach before you get into your car.

sign: Beware of Dog

most humbling moment: Ask me about Today's Special Moment

i lost my virginity: To a boy...while wondering how I was going to get my math homework done.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY STATUS: not telling

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories