age: 34 (Aug 29, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2003

occupation: Sailor

i lost my virginity: and got caught by the girls dad.

sign: Virgo/Tiger

most humbling moment: I'm sure there's been many. Thank god I black out and have forgiving friends.

into: Reading, bicycling, drinking coffee.

crush: Morgan Fairchild, someday she'll take me away from all this.

body mods: A few anchors, a mermaid, and a couple bats. Ohh, and I've been using beer to modify my belly for years

makes me happy: Days with nothing to do but read in bed.

makes me sad: Cheating wives, & Houses that smell like cats.