into: Reading way too many history books for my own good, Movies, Punk shows that make me feel way too old, Military history, the Age of Fighting Sail, Jolly Rogers, Guns, Hiking, Swingsets, Playing with my niece & nephew, teaching them words my sister would hate (heh).

makes me happy: Hearing a new story, being flirted with with (even if I don't feel the same way back).The smell of a fresh tattoo... a mix of ointment, blood, adrenaline, and sweat. Nothing else is quite like it.

makes me sad: Seeing kids get hurt. Being Lied to.

5 things i can't live without: My car, my computer, the bed that I Dream in, a good pocket knife, and cheese.

thoughts on sg: I like it

 

gender: male

occupation: Orange Apron Monkey

current crush: Milla Jovovich, and that cute piece of jailbait who kept reaching up my kilt.

stats: 98.6 degrees.

body mods: 8 tattoos and an inflated sense of self-worth.

heroes: Lord Horatio Nelson, Stephen Decatur.

gets me hot: Wicked smiles, tattoos, piercings, slender bodies, small breasts, sweat, a sinister laugh, and oh-so-expressive EYES!

fantasy: A girl who knows EXACTLY what she wants, and is not afraid to tell me. or better yet, just take it for herself!

sign: All sales final.

most humbling moment: Falling into the water on the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland.

i lost my virginity: Later than most (19) but boy did I make up for lost time!

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

I WANT: Friendship.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Indie Rocker, Punk, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer.