age: 36 (Jan 20, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2004

occupation: Orange Apron Monkey

makes me sad: Seeing kids get hurt. Being Lied to.

crush: Milla Jovovich, and that cute piece of jailbait who kept reaching up my kilt.

heroes: Lord Horatio Nelson, Stephen Decatur.

stats: 98.6 degrees.

sign: All sales final.

into: Reading way too many history books for my own good, Movies, Punk shows that make me feel way too old, Military history, the Age of Fighting Sail, Jolly Rogers, Guns, Hiking, Swingsets, Playing with my niece & nephew, teaching them words my sister would hate (heh).

body mods: 8 tattoos and an inflated sense of self-worth.

i lost my virginity: Later than most (19) but boy did I make up for lost time!

gets me hot: Wicked smiles, tattoos, piercings, slender bodies, small breasts, sweat, a sinister laugh, and oh-so-expressive EYES!

most humbling moment: Falling into the water on the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland.