age: 40 (Jan 20, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2004

occupation: Hardware Monkey

heroes: Lord Horatio Nelson, Stephen Decatur.

body mods: 8 tattoos and an inflated sense of self-worth.

stats: 98.6 degrees.

makes me sad: Seeing kids get hurt. Being Lied to.

most humbling moment: Falling into the water on the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland.

gets me hot: Wicked smiles, tattoos, piercings, slender bodies, small breasts, sweat, a sinister laugh, and oh-so-expressive EYES!

into: Reading way too many history books for my own good, Movies, Punk shows that make me feel way too old, Military history, the Age of Fighting Sail, Jolly Rogers, Guns, Hiking, Swingsets, Playing with my niece & nephew, teaching them words my sister would hate (heh).

makes me happy: Hearing a new story, being flirted with with (even if I don't feel the same way back).The smell of a fresh tattoo... a mix of ointment, blood, adrenaline, and sweat. Nothing else is quite like it.

sign: All sales final.

i lost my virginity: Later than most (19) but boy did I make up for lost time!