the_minx

I'm so depressed right now, but I'm smiling because one of my best friends, Nikki, is flying out here from North Carolina in two weeks to see me. I've missed her so much!

Rando, I'm sorry I've been such a cunt to you lately. You can fling as much poop as you want at me as long as it doesn't hit my beautiful knockers. For the love of god, save them.

As much as I hate to do it, I think I'm going to have to resort to getting a job at McDonald's or Jack In The Box. Desperate times, call for desperate measures, unforunately. That would be a huge step for me, considering I have pride the size of an elephant. Bah-hum-bug.

I want to do an SG shoot in a pool. I know Aries already did it, but I just think it's incrediblly cute!

Vanessa and I are going to start an official t-shirt and boy undies party. Anyone who comes has to be in underwear and a t-shirt. A possible lesbo orgy? I think not...... muwahaha.

So today, I recieved my 1987 Rolling Stones x [vintage] x magazine with Pee Wee Herman on the cover. I was so ecstatic!!! *Le Sigh* ... of relief.

How many mucisians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

.....

I don't know, but I'd sure like to have sex with one.