About Me

Six strings, two wheels, one plan.

age: 29 (Jul 13, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Highlighting ignorance, exposing hidden agendas, and professional wet-willier.

crush: Crushes are for SUCKERS.

makes me sad: Spilling beer, losing at foosball, and overcooking.

sign: Cancer

body mods: Ink and metal.

stats: 10-0