into: Reading, comix, music, computer games, going for walks with my dog, corpse-shagging, normal stuff.

makes me happy: Jelly, icecream, giggly babies, the Hoobs, fat waddly dogs, my bestest mate in the whole wide world, comics, cartoons, crazy people what talk to you in the street for no apparent reason, walking my dog on the beach, erm this coulod go on forever...

5 things i can't live without: My Puppy, my medication, my family and friends, my pirate boy, and lots of sleep.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Jizzmopper

current crush: Busta Rhymes, Orlando Bloom, Joey Lauren Adams, Andy Garcia, the keyboardist from the Fun Lovin Criminals, TheFuckOffKid cos he's sexy as Hell...

stats: I got big boobies and I'm tall.

body mods: No tats yet... Earrings and 10ml flesh tunnel

gets me hot: Fire, radiators, the sun

favorite position: lalalala

fantasy: to be a 1950s American teenager. To be courted by a romantic rich guy in a suit, and have a secret tattooed, pierced lover who was really dirty. Ooh and I really want my own bouncy castle, ball pool and real live bear.

sign: How's My Driving? Call 0800 969 969 96

most humbling moment: It happens all the time. I'm well aware of how futile my existence is.

i lost my virginity: dum de dum