Member: TheStatutoryApe

TheStatutoryApe A stab, a laugh, and the patiently folded hands of hopeless propriety.

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Member: TheStatutoryApe
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Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. Tom Waits
  2. Bad Religion
  3. Rasputina
  4. Old Blue Eyes
  5. John Lee Hooker
  6. Devil Doll
  7. Darkest of the Hillside Thickets
  8. Flogging Molly
  9. Soul Coughing
  10. Me First and the Gimme Gimmies

films:

  1. Bladerunner
  2. Brazil
  3. The Seventh Seal
  4. Things to do in Denver When You're Dead
  5. The Boondock Saints
  6. Pleasantville
  7. Brick
  8. Being John Malcovich
  9. League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
  10. Shaun of the Dead

books:

  1. Neil Gaiman
  2. Robert Anton Wilson
  3. Tom Robbins
  4. Tim Powers
  5. Robin Hobb
  6. Roger Zelazney
  7. Alexandre Dumas
  8. C.S. Lewis
  9. Philip K. Dick
  10. Douglas Adams

tv shows:

  1. The Riches
  2. Heroes
  3. Top Chef
  4. The Boondocks
  5. Dead Like Me
  6. Hustle

Artists:

  1. H.R. Giger
  2. Salvidor Dali
  3. M.C. Escher
 

makes me happy: Books, Booze, Billiards

makes me sad: No Books, No Booze, No one wanting to shoot pool with me.

hobbies: Book Addict. Wannabe Writer. Amatuer Billiards Player. Dive Bar Afficionado. Professional Lush. Sometimes Chess Player.

5 things i can't live without: Can you guess? BOOKS! Booze. Music. Oh yeah and those food and shelter things.

vices: My friends call me Obi Wan Kaboozie. And have you ever perused the crap paperbacks on the news stand trying to figure out which you might actually be able to stomach reading until you can get to a real book store?

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: Reading, Drinking, Shooting pool, and/or Hanging out with friends.

 

occupation: Harassing people.

current crush: Its a sad sad day when you realize you don't even have a crush.

heroes: William Stephenson. And all of my favourite authors.

gets me hot: Redheads. Curls. Freckles. Glasses. Oh and biting & scratching.

favorite position: Umm.. you know.. that one.. where I'm getting laid.. that's a good one.

sign: Capricorn... the horny goat.

i lost my virginity: The girl jumped me during that scene in The Last Unicorn near the end when the bull charges the unicorn... seriously.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Jazz Cat, Bookworm, Geek