Member: TheStatutoryApe

TheStatutoryApe A stab, a laugh, and the patiently folded hands of hopeless propriety.

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Member: TheStatutoryApe

age: 33 (Jan 04, 1979)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2007

occupation: Harassing people.

crush: Its a sad sad day when you realize you don't even have a crush.

makes me happy: Books, Booze, Billiards

gets me hot: Redheads. Curls. Freckles. Glasses. Oh and biting & scratching.

heroes: William Stephenson. And all of my favourite authors.

sign: Capricorn... the horny goat.

i lost my virginity: The girl jumped me during that scene in The Last Unicorn near the end when the bull charges the unicorn... seriously.

makes me sad: No Books, No Booze, No one wanting to shoot pool with me.

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