MEMBER SINCE: July 2006

occupation: Comic, nerd.

crush: It's been a while.

sign: "Spare Change For Food"

body mods: Nada.

makes me sad: Nazis.

fantasy: Jesus. At this point my fantasies are so banal they even bore me. Don't worry about it, kids.

makes me happy: Good fiction and good times.

into: I do comedy. I try to read as much as possible. I like to think of myself as kind of a junk culture historian, which is a fancy way of saying I'm a fucking geek.

stats: I'm an old man in a small, old man body. Also, the body tends to be drunk.

heroes: Darwyn Cooke, Raymond Chandler, Hunter S. Thompson, Bill Murray

most humbling moment: All of it.