age: 29 (May 26, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2007

occupation: Oilfield

body mods: a few tattoos

i lost my virginity: drunk on a waterbed

makes me sad: when the dog bites, when the bee stings

heroes: George Carlin, Richard Dawkins, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Seth Rogan

fantasy: sex on a motorcycle

most humbling moment: Losing my ring finger in a rig accident

stats: Larger than Life... and a Buick

gets me hot: fire

sign: Gemini

into: stuff?