bands:

1. Tom Waits, Nick Cave, PJ Harvey,
2. Murder City Devils, Deftones,
3. System Of A Down, Barry Adamson
4. Atari Teenage Riot, Tiger Lillies,
5. Queens Of The Stone Age,
6. Scissor Sisters, Scroobius Pip,
7. Buck 65, Dead Kennedys,
8. Siouxsie and the Banshees, Pixies.
9. Angelica, Nina Simone, John Barry,
10. Dresden Dolls, Faith No More etc.

films:

1. Brick
2. Transformers The Movie
3. Usual Suspects
4. Godzilla (original Japanese version)
5. Grosse Point Blank
6. Murder My Sweet
7. Batman Returns
8. Night of the Hunter
9. Revenger's Tragedy
10. Lost Highway

books:

1. Lets make this writers instead:
2. Raymond Chandler
3. Terry Pratchett
4. Hunter S Thompson
5. Neil Gaiman
6. Alan Moore
7. Warren Ellis
8. Douglas Adams
9. Philip K Dick

tv shows:

1. Doctor Who
2. The Prisoner
3. Farscape
4. Edge of Darkness
5. Battlestar Galactica
6. Death Note
7. Ghost In The Shell: SAC
8. Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Brett)
9. Twin Peaks
10. The Avengers (Emma Peel era)

Artists:

1. Ben Templesmith
2. David Clegg
3. Jamie McKelvie
4. Steve Ditko
5. Edward Hopper
6. Steve Bell
7. Peter Chung
8. Darwyn Cooke

into: Stories and music. Chaos theory. Rambling on about utterly random shit and taking conversations off into strange tangents. Talking with wild hand gestures. James Bond songs. Theme tunes. Dancing. Being a snappily dressed motherfucker. People who do awesome things simply because they can. Writing. Pretending I'm The Doctor. Pretending I'm Philip Marlowe. Big fuck off thunderstorms. Over analysing everything. Words and how people use them. Falling under the influence and telling everyone that I love them. Gin and tonic, vodka and tonic, cheap red wine. Tea and coffee. Being a secret art-fag. Intelligent conversation. Those quiet moments where everything just seems to relax. Finding myself reminded of how utterly fantastic, beautiful and strange people and life can be. Getting quotes completely wrong. xkcd.

not into: I hate burnt toast, I loathe bus stations, terrible places full of lost luggage and lost souls, then there's unrequited love and tyranny and cruelty.

makes me happy: The fact that my nephew seems to think me being an utter nerd is quite cool.

makes me sad: No lightsaber..

vices: Procrastination. Not being as funny as I think I am.

i spend most of my free time: Not doing what I meant too.

occupation: Panicking.

stats: Freakish large head.

heroes: Pretty much fictional or dead, it's safer that way.

fantasy: That one day everyone who reads the Daily Mail will realise that they are wrong, wrong, WRONG.

most humbling moment: Holding my nephew when he was one week old.

i lost my virginity: On the back of a rainbow coloured unicorn as we visited the magical pumpkin king. Do people actually read these?

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

MY STATUS: single

MY PIGEONHOLES: Diva