Member: TheMonarch

TheMonarch The dreaded Candiru has a naughty penchant for swimming up a man's urethra!

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Member: TheMonarch
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into: Your mom.

makes me happy: The Venture Bros.

makes me sad: G.W. and his crew

hobbies: Skateboarding, VWs, motorcycling, snowboarding, capturing swarms of Africanized bees.

5 things i can't live without: My skateboard, my Beetle, my laptop, my bed and my video camera for making home porn

vices: Volkswagens, snow, skate and The Venture Bros.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: Diddling.

 

occupation: Writer

current crush: Gal from Vancouver.

stats: 5' 6" with size 11 shoe... something went wrong in the design phase

body mods: 2 piercings, 5 tatts, slightly bent finger (snowboarding), sunken knuckle from spiral fracture (skateboarding) scar tissue galore (you name it)

heroes: Batman

gets me hot: Chicks that seperate themselves from the pack. Tattoos, piercings, stye, bangs, whit... guess that's why I'm on this site.

favorite position: Honey on her side, one leg up one leg down, nice and deep

fantasy: Bumping into any of the SG about town so I can praise them.

sign: Scorpio

most humbling moment: Whacking my head on an ex-girl's bed frame after the first tijme we had sex

i lost my virginity: At the tender age of sixteen on my girlfriend's living room floor while her Mom was in the kitchen.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories