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Back in the day when I was a teenager. Before I slung Mex dubs, before I had a pager. Cruising in the Pulsar, listening to hip hop. My pops used to say he was gonna call the damn cops.

age: 39 (Oct 31, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: Writer

most humbling moment: Whacking my head on an ex-girl's bed frame after the first tijme we had sex

crush: Gal from Vancouver.

heroes: Batman

makes me happy: The Venture Bros.

i lost my virginity: At the tender age of sixteen on my girlfriend's living room floor while her Mom was in the kitchen.

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