About Me
Back in the day when I was a teenager. Before I slung Mex dubs, before I had a pager. Cruising in the Pulsar, listening to hip hop. My pops used to say he was gonna call the damn cops.
age: 39 (Oct 31, 1973)
MEMBER SINCE: December 2003
occupation: Writer
most humbling moment: Whacking my head on an ex-girl's bed frame after the first tijme we had sex
crush: Gal from Vancouver.
heroes: Batman
makes me happy: The Venture Bros.
i lost my virginity: At the tender age of sixteen on my girlfriend's living room floor while her Mom was in the kitchen.
I've been missing. Tune into www.ethanbanville.com for updates in case I go a year without reporting again.

















