thelibra

I am at a loss as to real material to write a new journal with, so I will leave you all with some quotes. Most of them are from me or my cracked up friends. Explanations furnished upon request.

Enjoy.

"The trapper keeper? It's the size of my car! YOU try fitting a Ford Taurus in YOUR backpack!" (Me)

"I like my Bud with grenadine!" (Ryan)

"Let's go downstairs and play with our [super]balls." (Ellen)

"Fuck you! I know this is Pizza Hut!" (Lindsay)

"I shocked can line #4 into V-fib. Oops." (Me)

"Uh, excuse me...can I use you for your manliness?" (Professor Brimberg)

"Is this magnifying glass OSHA compliant?" (Old Boss, Kevin)

"Do you want a screw? I mean, for the tire?" (Me again!)

"I think New Jersey has the lowest IQ in the nation. I've met more stupid people from Jersey than from anywhere else." (Professor O'Rourke)

"They call it reckless endangerment. We call it ice skating." (Shawn)

"Just lube it up and jam it in!" (Marty)

"It's so neat. I want to chew on it, but it's Laura's." (Emily)

"The only thing going right tonight is my attitude." (Sean)

"Is it rude to bring a camera to a funeral?" (Michael)

"AAAGGGHHH! KATHY! Is it suppoed to be pink?!?!" (Curtis)

"Rodeo...now there's a mood maker." (Me)

"It's impervious to my light saber!" (Michael)