Hi from a service dispatcher who can laugh at your bodies strewn all over the highway and heart attacks in a sixth floor walk-up scenarios!

Oh, wait - that's not funny at all, sorry!

Welcome aborad!

we need more SG's in NYC so you have even more incentive to getting a set made. SG's in NYC = lots of parties at the Shack

*perk* parties?
I could go for some parties.
Off to go running...gotta get even closer to acheiving hte goal of the pink panites...bwahaha!

haha nice joke

but i have an even lamer joke:

Why did Barbie never get pregnant?

Ken always came in another box

ahaha.....thats a good one. i know mine were lame but the onesi wanted to put up would probably have me hung drawn and quartered. I've got a couple more but i have to keep i tclean bc I'm at work...ugh

Two old drunks were drinking up at a bar.

The first one says, "Ya know, when I was 30 and got a erection, I couldn't bend it with both hands.
By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard."

"By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand."

"So," says the second drunk, "What's your point?"

"Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!"