into: Sex. Also, food (but not with sex). Music. Roller derby is pretty cool, too, but I don't do it anymore. :(
not into: Religion, assholes, your mom. (Somehow that sounds like a sentence in which "assholes" is the verb. I might be into that.)
makes me happy: See "Into," also: knocking people down. I don't know why, but it's fun.
makes me sad: Unicorns aren't real.
hobbies: Reading the internet.
5 things i can't live without: Air. Sustenance. Sex. I could probably _live_ without everything else, but why?
vices: Laziness, gin, procrastination
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: Grading papers.
occupation: Teacher of smallish children.
current crush: YOUR HEAD!
stats: blah, blah, blah, standard deviation of the blah, blah, blah
body mods: I have tattoos. And piercings. And scars.
gets me hot: The sun. Ovens. Thick blankets. Also, cock.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Vegetarian
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: not telling
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
