age: 29 (Sep 30, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2006

occupation: Teacher of smallish children.

makes me sad: Unicorns aren't real.

into: Sex. Also, food (but not with sex). Music. Derby is pretty cool, too, but I don't do it anymore. :(

makes me happy: See "Into," also: knocking people down. I don't know why, but it's fun.

crush: I am totally teh marrieds.

body mods: I have tattoos. And piercings.

gets me hot: The sun. Ovens. Thick blankets. Also, cock.

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