bands:

1. The Replacements
2. Bruce Springsteen
3. Johnny Cash
4. The Descendents
5. Green Day
6. The Old 97's
7. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
8. AC/DC
9. NWA
10. Arcade Fire

films:

1. The Magnificent 7
2. The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
3. The Hustler
4. Out of Sight
5. Evil Dead 2
6. Bottle Rocket
7. Dawn of the Dead
8. Point Blank
9. The Profesionals
10. Rear Window

books:

1. The Sun Also Rises
2. Blindness
3. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
4. Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs
5. The Book of Illusions
6. Mockingbird
7. I Am Legend
8. Ripley Under Ground
9. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay
10. Any Phillip K. Dick

tv shows:

1. Angel
2. The Wire
3. Firefly
4. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
5. Deadwood
6. Alfred Hitchcock presents...
7. The Office
8. Arrested Development
9. LOST

Video Games:

1. XBOX 360 Skate
2. Any fighting games
3. NES Mike Tyson's Punch Out
4. NES The Legend of Zelda
5. NES Castlevania
6. Mortal Kombat
7. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
8. NES Kung Fu
9. NES Metroid
10. That old Atari game where you fill up beer mugs

into: Comedy, whisky, reading, writing, boxing, zombies, comic books, film, sleep, pools, sci-fi, horror, the outdoors, chinese yo-yos, browsing thrift stores, punching stuff, guns, dimly-lit bars, Steve McQueen...

makes me happy: solitude

5 things i can't live without: www.howtobeatupanything.com

vices: The drink

occupation: writer/comedian/jerk

heroes: Lee Marvin

fantasy: Calm down...

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY STATUS: single