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Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake...

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Tuesday

JUNE 5, 2007 @ 05:40 PM | 47 COMMENTS

Blah, blah, blah... Right?

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bucolic

Dayton, OH

June 2006

JUN 17, 2007 05:57 PM

Tuco!

Marcus_Cthulhu

Fredericton, NB

June 2007

JUN 27, 2007 08:18 PM

Huzzah! I'm friends with the greatest undead slayer every known.

Waiting for the next novel,

Marcus

Saraphine

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

JUL 17, 2007 09:45 PM

Your article is genius! I will try to pay closer attention

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL

August 2005

JUL 17, 2007 10:20 PM

You are the funniest person on this site imho! Great article.

JunkyardAngel

San Gabriel, CA

February 2006

JUL 20, 2007 08:19 PM

Dorky article; dorky lawsuit. But I agree, you are funny!

(Bonjovi)

brokenbeatnik

Atlanta, GA

May 2005

JUL 23, 2007 08:47 PM

Dude, your Man vs. Wild vs. Minibar article was funny as hell. Well done.

Phantasy

Australia

October 2005

JUL 24, 2007 12:11 AM

Loved your latest article (Man vs. Wild vs. Minibar), you are too funny. Keep 'em coming (please)!

JunkyardAngel

San Gabriel, CA

February 2006

JUL 25, 2007 11:33 AM

Thanks for the friend request!

JunkyardAngel

San Gabriel, CA

February 2006

JUL 25, 2007 11:42 AM

Blah, blah, blah, bl....hunh?

Oh, the article, yes: 9 People on TV - the ones you'd bludgeon??

I LOVE YOU!

Yes!

Can I help?

Missy

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 21, 2007 02:55 PM

You are my new hero. I could say that it is attributed to your witty take on just about everything, and it is that, but what sealed the deal was your hatred of the bell pepper.

xoxo
-missy

anonymouse

Miami Beach, FL

OLD SKOOL

AUG 21, 2007 04:47 PM

Hiiiiii. I'm invisible bike from A Special Taco.

Tart

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

AUG 22, 2007 10:30 PM

i just spent the last 45 minutes reading a bunch of your articles. either youre awesome, or im creepy.

It_Thing_Hard_On

Humptulips, WA

November 2003

AUG 25, 2007 01:10 AM

Hey, I know you. I saw you host the comedy stage at Bumbershoot.

Hickster

Highlands, NC

June 2007

AUG 29, 2007 06:52 AM

Kudos on all those articles! Keep it up.

NoPantsDave

Cincinnati, OH

OLD SKOOL

AUG 30, 2007 01:04 PM

So, I was watching Great Escape the other day for the first time in awhile. I gotta say, I think the motorcycle chase is better than the chase scene in Bullitt.