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Member: TheConspirosy
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age: 31 (Dec 16, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2010

occupation: Death Therapist

stats: 71 inches long, 34 inches around, 165 lbs and circumsized.

crush: That one dude I always see above my bathroom sink.

heroes: Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk.

i lost my virginity: To a catholic priest.

sign: "long haired freaky people need not apply."

makes me happy: life, listening to or playing music, a full gas tank, being alone, getting stoned, meeting people, new tattoos, the internet, cooking for friends/entertaining guests, unity, making people laugh or think or feel, altruism, hanging out with my family, sweet tea, cracklin oat bran.

into: drumming, cooking, karaoke, writing, space, computer building/configuring, guitars, going to concerts, fantasy football, reality softball, social networking, the pittsburgh steelers, writing/performing stand-up & sketch comedy, reading, smoking, snacking, napping, art projects, skepticism, connecting intellectually and intimately.

fantasy: A midget, a sad faced clown and an elvis impersonator firing tapioca pudding from a catapult at Henry Winkler in a penguin costume.

makes me sad: selfish/ungrateful attitudes, underprivileged children, car trouble, working 80 hour weeks, paying bills, being alone, climates that aren't between 50 and 80 degrees, flakes, hypochondriacs, running out of milk.

gets me hot: Normally the sun, but a heater or blanket works too.

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