age: 22 (Nov 06, 1989)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2008

occupation: Freelance Camera Operator & Amateur Comedian

fantasy: Football League

body mods: Bionic Ear,

crush: Miranda Lawson - Mass Effect

heroes: Richard Dunn, Keith Buckley,Carmelo Anthony, Dylan Moran, Butters, Gil Gunderson

makes me happy: Beard

most humbling moment: Being widely commented positively, on a drunken haircut idea....twice

i lost my virginity: to the anus' next door neighbour

makes me sad: Burnt Toast

stats: 18 Points, 6 Rebounds, 2 Assists and a heart of gold.

gets me hot: Coffee in my lap