"He let me touch his camera. It was hot."

"I seriously love Taint a lot!! He is one of the most amazing friends ever! I am really lucky to have him in my life! Thank you for being there for me, D!!"

"Well! What can I say...he's sweet and sarcastic great friend. "

"Just as awesome to hang with in real life as he is in chat. Just an all around, cool guy. Except this fixation he has on itty bitty scorpions, but whatevs."

"uhm. i kinda think he's the sweetest dude around.

just sayin"

"Such a pervert and a creeper!! He tells the worst jokes ever! He has more dick in his personality than he does in his pants... Okay those are all lies (especially the last hehe)!!! He is such a clever, sweet, and handsome NERD. I'd cuddle the fuck out of him if I could."

"A good dude who has a wicked sense of humor, and is just plain old fathomed good peoples."

"Ass taint is a really rad dude. He's silly, fun to chat with, and such a sweetheart. Definitely someone you'd want to be friends with."