into: Whiskey, writing, music, screwing, wanking, skinning roadkill

makes me happy: good stuff

makes me sad: crappy stuff

5 things i can't live without: stuff

vices: Whiskey, bitterness, a complete refusal to cope, I cannot tolerate a boss, procrastination, meat and cheese, popcorn, I actually have arguments with god when I'm drunk, irrational and seemingly incurable self-loathing, I never forget an offense, I am violently disgusted by the human world I live in.

thoughts on sg: It's ok

occupation: ufos, big rigs, and BARBECUE!!!

current crush: This nice lady I know. She works on a goat farm.

stats: looks like viking-jesus on a bender. Tall, scruffy, stupid.

body mods: I have the clapper I have the number thirteen tattood on my neck.

heroes: Tom Waits

gets me hot: hot stuff

favorite position: Sex.

fantasy: To flow through the universe unimpeded.

sign: Scorpio

most humbling moment: Waking up in the morning.

i lost my virginity: sexually

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: In the veins

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Support local music. Go to a show., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Goth, Hillbilly, Punk, Hippy, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Fuck you, I defy categories