About Me
I done COCOONED!
age: 32 (Nov 07, 1980)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2006
occupation: ufos, big rigs, and BARBECUE!!!
sign: Scorpio
fantasy: To flow through the universe unimpeded.
crush: This nice lady I know. She works on a goat farm.
body mods: I have the clapper I have the number thirteen tattood on my neck.
stats: looks like viking-jesus on a bender. Tall, scruffy, stupid.
BLOGS
Don't make me come over there.
c m r ducks?
m r not ducks.
o s m r. c m r wings?
l i b! m r ducks!
Fucked if I ain't tellin' the truth. Today I called this guy a mother fucker. Then he introduced me to his girlfriends daughter. I think I may have laughed my fucking ass off. My universe is wrapped in fever dreams. I saw concentric circles spinning ponderously about one another. Yo mamma is a SHREW!!! My shoelaces do NOT come untied!!! PREACH!! (I done slipped in pig fat today) Riddle me this, mother fucker, I called a kitten a cat and then made it into a shoe! (I done slipped in pig fat today) She loves goats, so I touched her butt.
Have you whacked off and picked your nose today?
c m r ducks?
m r not ducks.
o s m r. c m r wings?
l i b! m r ducks!
Fucked if I ain't tellin' the truth. Today I called this guy a mother fucker. Then he introduced me to his girlfriends daughter. I think I may have laughed my fucking ass off. My universe is wrapped in fever dreams. I saw concentric circles spinning ponderously about one another. Yo mamma is a SHREW!!! My shoelaces do NOT come untied!!! PREACH!! (I done slipped in pig fat today) Riddle me this, mother fucker, I called a kitten a cat and then made it into a shoe! (I done slipped in pig fat today) She loves goats, so I touched her butt.
Have you whacked off and picked your nose today?
OCTOBER 2011
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